The tale of JT
My brother-in-law, Jim, received the following letter from Mary and me yesterday just before we left.
This is the story of JT (Jim’s Toothbrush)
One morning JT awoke in a strange and disturbing place.
His day seemed to be getting better after a quick trip to the toilet
Until the family baby put him in a secret hiding place
He made a quick dash outside but...
he was attacked by some slimy critters
He tried on a disguise
but it turned out to be a bad idea...
a very bad idea...
a very, very bad idea...
Because he understood that he was powerless against such beasts, he decided to make friends by rubbing their undersides… among other places.
Thankfully, he was able to return to his normal home and continue his normal life the next morning.
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Okay, Okay.... we used a lookalike toothbrush. But imagine how he felt when he first read this, postdated April 18th, time for him to have used his toothbrush for 2 days.
Oh yes, and I'm blogging this from England. More later
3 Comments:
Very nice...very nice.
You sure do have pretty red toenails, Strick.
KC
Thought that was going to be about me then!
Great joke.
Welcome back to Blighty
nomenclature?
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